Psychobarbie

They say I “Nerd Rage”
I say they don’t understand
Keep talkin’ trash bitch
Imma have to ban
You from my chat room
And I can hardly think
But Imma have to slap Jar Jar Binks

And slam George Lucas’ head in a car door
For far more than just ruining Star Wars
Stop re-mastering you’re making it worse
And for the love of god, Greedo didn’t shoot first!

And fuck Comic Sans
And fuck low bandwidth
And never say that Pluto ain’t a planet
Goddamnit

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